A ridiculous number of National Days are all being observed concurrently today. Spending an hour on each of them would eat up your entire day!

Buckle up, here we go!

Internationally it’s Jazz Day.

In the USA, we’ve got National Sarcoidosis Day, National Rebuilding Day, National Raisin Day and Oatmeal Cookie Day. Plus it’s also National Military Brats Day, Kiss of Hope Day, and Bubble Tea Day. It’s even National Bugs Bunny Day as well as National Adopt a Pet Day.

It’s Honesty Day as well, so please know that this is all indeed true.

All of these Days offer great themes for me to choose from in deciding on the song of the day. But wouldn’t you know it, we are actually observing yet another National Day today. That’s right. It’s National Sense of Smell Day.

The Dead Milkmen have a lot to say about smells.

The song first appeared on their album Beelzebubba in 1988.

Recently someone posted a karaoke version of this song. Since the ability to carry a tune is completely unnecessary to perform this song, I challenge everyone reading this to record themselves singing it.

Upload it to YouTube. Send me the link in the comments! Have a smell day!

-Wacky Alex