ChatGPT Wrote This Bizarre Poem About Cloacas

I asked the AI chat bot to write a funny poem about the cloaca. This is what it spit out. It’s so bad that it’s good. (I corrected the errors in punctuation)

In nature’s chamber, tucked away
Where secrets dwell and creatures play
A cloaca sits, both weird and grand
A quirky spot in life’s vast land

A multitasking space it is
Where things converge in cloacal bliss
Digestion’s done, waste finds its way
A one-stop shop, come what may

But wait, there’s more, a funny twist
Reproduction’s on its quirky list
Eggs may hatch or babes be born
Cloaca’s like a magic horn

It’s not just birds, it’s all around
In reptiles too, it can be found
Amphibians and more embrace
Cloaca’s charm, in every case.

So here’s to cloacas, strange and rare
A quirky wonder beyond compare
In nature’s sketch, a comic feat
A cloaca’s tale, both odd and sweet!

“Build The Bridge” by Deee-Lite

This song is great for meditation. It also has the feeling of being out in nature. There are no vocals outside of a few animal call sounds. This track is essentially instrumental. There is a lot of stereo movement. It will help you clear your mind for a few moments. Or maybe you’ll just giggle a bit. IDK.

Oddly enough, today is National Garden Meditation Day. If you like that Blue Buddha in the image above, it is available for purchase.

-Wacky Alex