ChatGPT Wrote This Bizarre Poem About Cloacas

I asked the AI chat bot to write a funny poem about the cloaca. This is what it spit out. It’s so bad that it’s good. (I corrected the errors in punctuation)

In nature’s chamber, tucked away
Where secrets dwell and creatures play
A cloaca sits, both weird and grand
A quirky spot in life’s vast land

A multitasking space it is
Where things converge in cloacal bliss
Digestion’s done, waste finds its way
A one-stop shop, come what may

But wait, there’s more, a funny twist
Reproduction’s on its quirky list
Eggs may hatch or babes be born
Cloaca’s like a magic horn

It’s not just birds, it’s all around
In reptiles too, it can be found
Amphibians and more embrace
Cloaca’s charm, in every case.

So here’s to cloacas, strange and rare
A quirky wonder beyond compare
In nature’s sketch, a comic feat
A cloaca’s tale, both odd and sweet!

“Major Tom (Coming Home)” by William Shatner

The unofficial “part two” of The Major Tom Saga, this song was written and first made popular by Peter Shilling in 1983. You may have heard the 2009 version by Shiny Toy Guns. Shatner released this version in 2011 as part of his Seaking Major Tom album, which also features of cover of the original “Space Oddity”, by David Bowie.

Since then Bill Shatner has actually taken a rocket to space and then returned to the planet surface safely. Of all the artists to cover this song, Shatner is the only one to actually live it out both on screen and in real life. Bill IS Major Tom.

The photo above is a still frame from Star Trek The Original Series.

-Wacky Alex