Welcome to The FunHouse Diner. Here’s our menu. It’s all food for the soul, really. Take your time perusing. We have many great options for you to consider. My name is Wacky Alex and I’ll be your server today. Can I get you started with a beer or wine song?
We asked our social media communities to come up with songs about food. They delivered, big time! There were so many submissions that we needed to establish some rules to create this menu of music.
- No commercial jungles
- The song must actually be about real food that people eat. This does not include what animals, zombies, cartoon witches or monsters eat.
- No metaphors. No songs that just mention food but are really about something else entirely.
- Candy is not food but cookies and pastries are.
- Only one song per artist.
If you have more ideas for this menu, feel free to leave a comment.
BEER AND WINE
“Pump Ab Das Bier” by Werner Wichtig – Parody of “Pump Up The Jam” by Technotronic
“Red Red Wine” by UB40 – Written by Neil Diamond
APPETIZERS
“Potato Chips” by Slim Gaillard & His Baker’s Dozen
“Airport Shrimp Cocktail” by The Alton Brown Trio
SOUP AND SALAD
“Chicken Soup For The Rapper’s Soul” by The Whitest Kids You Know
“Beef Stew” by Obie Plenty
“Let’s Make A Salad” by Kenny King
TODAY’S SPECIAL
“All You Can Eat” by (The) Fat Boys – From the movie Krush Groove
MAIN COURSE
“Cheeseburger in Paradise” by Jimmy Buffet
“Two Triple Cheese Side Order of Fries” by Commander Cody & His Lost Planet Airmen
“Lasagna” by Weird Al Yankovic – Parody of La Bamba a Mexican folk song made famous by Ritchie Valens
“Raining Tacos” by Parry Gripp & BooneBum
“My Mother’s Brisket” by Rick Moranis
“Fish Stick Sandwich Burrito” by Robert Benfer
“Eat Steak” by The Reverend Horton Heat
“You Must Give Me Beef” by Powered By Satan
“Hold Tight (I Want Some Seafood Mama)” by Fats Waller
“The All Chicken Restaurant” by Art Paul Schlosser
SIDE ITEMS
“Call Any Vegetable” by Frank Zappa
“Buttermilk Biscuits” by Sir-Mix-A-Lot
“I Love Onions” by Laurie
“Toast” by Heywood Banks
DESERTS
“Savoy Truffle” by Ella Fitzgerald – Cover of the Beatles / George Harrison
“Cheesecake” by Louis Armstrong
“Chocolate Chip Cookies” by Wise Guys (English Version)
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